March 14, 2003

Ashley...

Due to popular demand, PUT THE GUN DOWN ASHELY!, I shall make a post completely about ashley...starting now...

A TRIBUTE TO LITTLE ROBBIE
Welcome friends, I am your host for this wonderful game show, Little Dude!
Today on 'Meet One Of Pepperkat's Few and Annoying Friends', we feature Ashley, also known as: Little Robbie. Lets focus on her good points shall we.

Good

1. She has a good taste in music and movies.
2. er...She talks to the voices in her head.
3. She reads
4. She is not afraid to waddle or walk on her knees from English to Lunch.
5. She also knows how to annoy the heck out of several people.
6. She likes to help out at 'Give Kids the World'
As you can see there are many great qualities in this Carbon Based Lifeform we call Ashley. And heres a clip!

*tv lowers and scene pops up*
Ashley: Lets spend all lunch hour reading!
Me: Yeah!

but alas, she is not perfect...far from it.
Bad

1. She talks to the voices in her head about Louis.
2. She talks to me about Louis.
3. She talks to Mike about Louis
4. She talks to Graham about Louis.
5. She talks to the whole freaking world about Louis!
6. Shes a tough opponent in the 'I Can Read More Books Than You' contest.
7. She talks and talks and talks and talks and NEVER SHUTS UP! (but we don't mind...holes in a convo are bad)

hmm...I wonder why there are more bad than good...
I KNOW! Its because Ashley is one Badass geek!
Oh yeah! And heres a clip:

*tv lowers and scene pops up*
Ashley: You gotta come over this spring break and watch a bunch of anime! I CALL A GEEK PARTY!
Me: Partah! yay!

ahh...yes the good ol' days...wait, that was yesterday.

And know it the time on our show for the guest to die! And heres a clip:
*tv falls*
STOP! *in flies a large elephant wielding a loaded mongoose* This post has almost entirly been taken from 'The Evil Piggies Show' Now, using my awesome mongoose powers I shall right this evil! Fwhahahahahaha! *blows up site using mongoose*

Posted by Pepperkat at March 14, 2003 05:31 PM
Comments

Um... should I be insulted?
And, isn't a mongoose a rodent?

Posted by: Little Robbie on March 14, 2003 05:40 PM

no and yes...I think

Posted by: Pepperkat on March 14, 2003 05:41 PM

I got a new blog. It's my silly blog. (blog-like-substance.)
The addy is above and below.
www.tHeVoIcEsInMyHeAdDoNtLiKeYoU.dot.nu
It's for all my stupid stuff. And I copied your naming Idea, except mine is EXCELLENT!

Posted by: Little Robbie on March 15, 2003 01:08 AM

well, Ashley doesn't like to go to GKTW any more...

that makes it 5 good to 7 bad

Posted by: Pepperkat on March 20, 2003 12:28 PM

Eh! You insult your volunteers, they don't come back! But, I guess I'll come back, and if they are nicer, then , I'll keep doing it!

Posted by: Little Robbie on March 21, 2003 09:39 PM

I knew you'd come crawling back!

Crawling CRAWL~ING!

Posted by: Pepperkat on March 23, 2003 06:33 PM
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