December 24, 2003

On the 364th day of christmas my true love sent to me...aww screw it.

Its nearly Christmas and as tradition since I was 2 years old, we made up words to 12 days of christmas. Here it is:
*Tune of 12 days of christmas*
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me: some chocolate from 1923.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me: 2 roadkill skunks and some chocolate from 1923.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me: 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 5 painful bee stings!, 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 6 bills for paying, 5 painful bee stings!, 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me: 7 bombs a-hissing, 6 bills for paying, 5 painful bee stings!, 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 8 bums a-drinking, 7 bombs a-hissing, 6 bills for paying, 5 painful bee stings! BA DUM BUM BUM! 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 9 perverts panting, 8 bums a-drinking, 7 bombs a-hissing, 6 bills for paying, 5 painful bee stings! BA DUM BUM BUM!, 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 10 stalkers creeping, 9 perverts panting, 8 bums a-drinking, 7 bombs a-hissing, 6 bills for paying, 5 PAINFUL BEE STIIIIINGS! BA DUM BUM BUM! 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me: 11 snipers sniping, 10 stalkers creeping, 9 perverts panting, 8 bums a-drinking, 7 bombs a-hissing, 6 bills for paying, 5 PAINFUL BEE STIIIINGS BA DUM BUM BUM! 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923.
On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me: 12 miles of plumbing, 11 snipers sniping, 10 stalkers creeping, 9 perverts panting, 8 bums a-drinking, 7 bombs a-hissing, 6 bills for paying, 5 PAINFULLLLL BEEEEEEE STIIIIIINGS!!!! BA DUM BUM BUM!!!!!!! 4 dirty words, 3 empty pens, 2 roadkill skunks, and some chocolate from 1923....eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

now picture a 40 year old man a 17 year old boy and a 14 year old girl screaming that at the top of their lungs while driving home...in a small car...and frequently forgeting the words.

Quite a funny picture. This goes on the list of christmas traditions, which also has, convience store suppers on christmas eve while looking at lights, and orange flavored sweet rolls in the morning.

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