Got up this morning to make coffee and spilled some of the grounds on my wife’s new mandolin. Thinking that I’d better not leave it like that, I took it over to the sink to brush it off…
Those of you who know what a mandolin is are already wincing, aren’t you? You know that I almost sliced my finger off.
Proving once more that I should never do anything (including making coffee) without first having coffee. (It’s hard to type without your middle finger, too.)