ME: Who said you could go on vacation?
BRAIN: Hey, buddy, if you get time off, I get time off. Union rules.
ME: Did you have to try to burn the place down?
BRAIN: Look. I forgot the teapot was boiling, ok? Geez.
ME: All the water boiled away! It nearly caught fire!
BRAIN: One little mistake, and you go all melodramatic on me.
ME: And then you have to tell me to take it over to the sink and what?
BRAIN: Put water in it… yeah, yeah… I know…
ME: The steam exploded out of it! Almost took my hand off!
BRAIN: Quit yer whining, ya pansy.
ME: I’ve got second-degree burns on my hand!
BRAIN: Oh yeah? How are you typing this?
ME: I thought I was dictating.