A hot new craze is sweeping the art world, intentional art!
Traditionally, artists had to go throught several steps to express
themselves:
1. They had to visualize their art.
2. They had to make their art.
3. They had to show their art.
Using the revolutionary technique of intentional art, you are able to
skip the second step.
We have with us the greatest artistic mind in the world, the inventor
intentional art, Normond Hverski.
Whiny: Norm, you have been hailed as the savior of visual art. What
do you say to that?
Norm: It's completely true. Lets face it, the only visual art that
hasn't been going down the tubes lately is film, and that's
arguable, have you seen "Like Mike"?
The reason they have been failing is because it takes an
artist so long to complete a piece. So, I took it upon
myself to save the art world. I did this by trying to figure
out a way to shorten the time that a masterwork takes to
complete. Then, it dawned on me. At first I didn't think that
the general public was stupid enough. I HAD to find out.
As it turns out, they are. I just thought about painting a
masterpiece and showed people a blank canvas. They thought it
was brilliant.
By the way, don't call me Norm.
Whiny: Sure thing, Normondolfo.
Normondolfo: Don't call me that either. My name is Normond.
Whiny: Ok, we'll compromise. How about it, Stumpy?
Stumpy: I insist that you stop calling me names!
Whiny: You drive a hard bargain, but its worth it. You can have the
title added.
Stumpy the Wonder Hamster: What title?
Whiny: Ok, I'll throw in the list of your heroic deeds, but thats my
final offer!
Stumpy the Wonder Hamster, who doth rule the kingdom of Dumpingshire,
keeper of spider monkeys, eater of live nightcrawlers, who hath slain
Mittens the great kitten of death, pestilence, and hairballs: ...
I hate you.
Whiny: That's it! You've pushed me too far, Normond.
Tickles McGee: Finally, some respect. Now, as for my future plans I...
Oh, god. This is silly, I'm going to Nightline.
There you have it folks. You heard it here first Normond Hverski is a
big, fat, pretentious, crybaby, momma's boy with 12 fingers on his head
and no artistic talent whatsoever.