"Hey kids, why do you eat bologna? It doesn't taste like pig intestines."
"Jeeze, dad, for the last time, stop asking us that!"
"We eat what we like!"
Ok, that was fun, now on to a darker subject...
Look at your car. Beautiful, is it not? How would you feel if someone were to walk up and maliciously poke at it with his grubby little finger?
Just as you thought it was safe to park your car...
When you thought the advent of computer hacking had made street punks obsolete...
Car tappers!
They're everywhere, just waiting to strike.
"What do they do exactly?" You ask.
They tap cars, you idiot, they walk up to your car and poke it with their fingers.
What did you think they would do, break into your house and steal your Richard Simmons limited edition commemerative plates!? (Yes, I know about those. Don't ask me how.)
Studies indicate that after 200000000000 taps in the same spot, your car may sustain minor damage.
The only way to guard yourself and your car from this menace is to never let your car out of your sight. Don't turn your back, even for a second.
THATS WHEN THEY STRIKE, YOU FOOL! In fact, scientists estimate that in the time it takes you to read this sentence scientists will have estimated 325 things based on no data at all.
More importantly, car tappers may have gotten to your car 5 times.
Woops, there they go again!
Posted by Paul at September 14, 2002 10:20 PM