During banned books week there was so much bashing on the people who keep this great country safe. God bless 'mer'ca.
Despite this, I think they didn't go far enough.
The following is a list of books that should be banned:
1. Curious George Series
Summary: Curious George is a satanic little monkey that runs around naked getting into trouble.
Reasons for Banning: Curious George is a satanic little monkey that runs around naked getting into trouble. And just what is his relationship with the man in the yellow hat?
2. Any book with the letter X in it more than three times.
3. Any book not written by a Baptist.
Reasons for Banning: We gots ta keep all them unsaved folk from spreading their heathen gonna-go-straight-ta-helledness around.
4. This list.
Reasons for Banning: This is obviously a guide to smut. It is an aid to anyone looking for smutty books. All copies of this list should be burned immediately.
Amen, son. *sniff* He makes his poppa proud.
Posted by: Solonor on September 26, 2002 06:05 PMoh my goodness buy a dictionary and get a life
Posted by: Joe on October 23, 2002 03:05 PMobviosly your one of those mono-maniacal religious freaks filled with the unduality of hypocrasy. get a life you christian moron oh and by the way in your little fake bible designed by people to control society it says judge not or thall shalt be judged so shut up you moron
Posted by: your a moron on October 26, 2002 02:36 AMI seriouly hope that you commented as a joke.
This list is making FUN of banning books. What is wrong with you people?
GET OVER IT! ITS A JOKE!
Ha...ha...ha?
Posted by: No YOU'RE a moron. AKA: WTE on October 30, 2002 03:23 PMWTF???
I cannot believe two people actually thought this list was a serious list...
Posted by: DaProber on October 30, 2002 03:25 PMOh and by the way.
I'm not Christian!
I just realized...I actually have hatemail!
WOOHOO! I've always dreamed that this day would come.
Yahoo! Yer all grown up, now, suunnnnn, gettin'yer very own hate mail! Sheeeooooot, next thing ya know they'll be after yer pappy, too!
Durned sure he's one proud pappy, now, I am, ain't I?
"Satanic little monkey running around naked getting into trouble....." bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
He said monkey! heh heh heh Monkey!
Monkey monkey!! Monkey monkey monkey!!!
Death! Horror! Murder! Red Rum! Eeeeevil!
thank you for listining....
Posted by: Pepperkat on November 3, 2002 05:42 PMrock on
Posted by: kt on March 7, 2003 11:24 AM