What people thought about my list of books that should be banned has recently come to my attention.
If you haven't seen the comments on it then PLEASE read them before continuing.
One of these people went so far as to call me a religious freak.
To this person I would like to issue a resounding
NUH-UH!
I'm sorry if I didn't make it clear that it was a joke but COME ON! What kind of person would suggest that Curious George be banned AND THEN suggest the banning of his own list?
Oh yes, and I DID buy a dictionary and I would like to issue the following revision to the list:
The English Dictionary
Description: It is a list of all the words in the English language in alphabetical order. After each word it tells you what the word means.
Reasons for Banning: This is the most perverse tome I have ever had the displeasure to read from cover to cover. Not only does it contain words that I wouldn't want MY children saying (if I had any) but it also contains detailed descriptions of what they are and how to use them in a sentence.
I apologize if these comments were also jokes and I am being a hypocrite. If they were indeed making fun of idiots who thought my list was serious then I am terribly sorry for implying that they were morons. I am also sorry for any curse related pains I might have caused them.
But hey! It gave me something to write about! ^_^
Posted by Paul at October 30, 2002 04:26 PM