After many hours of hard thought, (Hard thought is a funny term isn't it? Technically I COULD be hard at thought while doing anything.) I have decided that I have to update this blog more often. Therefore, I have started my new updating policy!!!
THE NEW UPDATING POLICY:
Anything I write is blogworthy. No matter how much people beg me to stop, I must go on. Otherwise people will get bored.
If I write a list of names I've never heard before, PUT IT ON THE BLOG!
If I type somthing along the lines of, "monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, MONKEY!!!!" PUT IT ON THE BLOG!
If I pound my head on the keyboard a few times, PUT IT ON THE BLOG!
This will hopefully keep people from ending up as empty, lifeless, shells because of boredom. I wouldn't want that on my resume...yet.
On second thought...eye peeling posts full of the word "monkey" aren't too good either. Maybe I'll just continue to post the good stuff. (Translated: Maybe I'll just continue to post when I feel like it.)
Posted by Paul at November 1, 2002 10:53 AMDon't worry about people who tell you posts filled with the word "monkey" are bad. I was on the verge of remorseful seppuku, and only your incessant chanting of the word monkey saved me. You have done the world a great service by saving my life...or a great injustice, I'm not sure which.
Posted by: Ark on November 1, 2002 11:06 AM