The following blog entry may be quite rambling...or not. The reason for this is:
*bumbadabum*
The reason fo-*bumbadabum*...NOT YET!
Th-*bumbadabum*...STOP!!
*bumbadabum*...Oh now you're just being silly...qui-*bumbada-BANG*
Now that that's taken care of I can tell you the reason for the ramblage or lack thereof in the following entry.
Many factors are contributing to it...The fact that I have no idea what I'm going to write...I have two hours to goof off...I am listening to Rob Zombie...I just realized it's my sister's birthday...and most importantly: I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING GOOD IN A LOOOOONG TIME.
Random words might be the way to go here so without further delay:
RANDOM WORDS THAT I LIKE:
1. Monkey
2. Orangutan
3. Tweedle (Many will argue that this isn't a word. If you are one of these people...screw you!)
4. Irate
5. Spatula
6. Tract
7. Did I mention monkey?
8. I'm running on empty here
9. Must...rack...brain
10. Umm...doom?
The following is the greatest word that has ever spewed from the mouth of a mortal (if you have a heart condition or are a pregnant woman you probably shouldn't read the following word...don't say I didn't warn you)
MONKEYORANGUTANTWEEDLEIRATESPATULATRACTMONKEYDOOM!!
Well that was fun, wasn't it?
How are your eyes holding up?
A quick test to see if your eyes have fallen out:
1. Can you read this sentence? (If no: You're eyes are broken go on to question three. If yes: Go on to question two)
2. Have your eyes fallen out? (If yes: Your eyes have fallen out)
3. Since you can't read this sentence I'm just going to SAY there's a profound question here... (If no: You are a squirrel hating, baby kicking, puppy eating, gleeble shooting meanie. If yes: You are a squirrel loving, baby saving, puppy wasting, gleeble stabbing yesman/woman...no shame in that)
Meet Kirlie
Kirlie is a goldfish
Goldfish spend their time in a mixture of water and their own waste
Kirlie is not a pig
Pigs spend THEIR time reading books by Dickens
Kirlie doesn't like pigs...they suck
If Kirlie was a pig he would shoot himself
The joke's on Kirlie...Kirlie really IS a pig
Kirlie was abandoned as a baby and raised in the wilderness by a family of goldfish
Good thing pigs can't fire guns, eh?
But Kirlie is a DETERMINED pig-who-until-recently-thought-he-was-a-goldfish
Kirlie WILL find a way to shoot himself no matter what!
In two weeks Kirlie will be arrested
......for indecent exposure
Pigs don't wear clothes
Stupid pig...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMILY!
Posted by Paul at November 22, 2002 10:25 AMMy Favorite words:
1) Mini
2) Crap
3) Ass (Donkey)
4) DOS
5) WEEEE!
6) Car
7) Nothing
8) Void
9) Parentheses
10) Stick
11) Shift
They all combine in this sentence:
"The ass of a car driver drove his stick shift mini piece of crap into the void because of nothing while screaming WEEE!, said DOS."
Woohoo! List your favorite words here people!
Just...because!
Posted by: Whiny the Elder on November 22, 2002 12:23 PMOoh ooh!
I forgot about my favorite term:
Clown Jesus Hippie
This is in reference to a movie I saw featuring a clown hippie that represented Jesus. It was a musical too...
I think that it was Ronald McDonald...the eye paint is the same.
I think it was called Godspell.
Posted by: Whiny the Elder on November 22, 2002 12:28 PMMi favorite phrases
1. I ish Confuzzled
2. Your just Pathetisad
3. wo0t
4. Well, butter mi but and call me a biscut!
5. OMGGG (oh mi good golly gosh)
6. Well, aint that just the bees knees
7. Ballooooooon (only said while waving a small uninflated balloon on a wierd straw in the air)
8. Thank you I think I will (response to screw you)
9. You people don't have none goodly edjumacations do yar?
10. Mike, Mike, Tim, and Dog (Ashley...this ones for you)
How about your least favorite words/phrases.
1. The rabbit died
2. Maam - especially when it's said by a younger, smaller, perkier female personoid
3. Is that your ass casting that shadow?
4. Honey - I'm up to 5 bazillion screen shots, isn't that cool? (Yah, sure.)
5. Let's go Dutch.
6. I think the condom broke.
7. katunk, katunk, katunk - OK it's not words but it's the sound a flat tire makes.
8. Please step up on the scale. (someday I WILL hurt that nurse.)
9. Relax your knees and slide down a little closer. (The doctor will get hurt too.)
10. I think you were my mother's teacher too
11. If you can't do it, teach it.
12. I don't get it. (huh?)
13. Ayuh, that's wicked good.
14. Happy Birthday - you're how old?
Happy Birthday Pepperkat.
Posted by: Snowoman on November 24, 2002 12:16 AMHeheh...you thought this was my mom's blog. How could you possibly think that she came up with the Kirly thing?
Posted by: Whiny the Elder on November 24, 2002 09:44 AMjust goes to show you- weirdness is a genetic trait.
my least fave phrases-
1. I'm a dis-advantaged reader. (said in response to "corporate required" question-Will you be saving 10% by using your readers advantage today?)
2. Do you have a copy of ....[whispered]the Kama Sutra? (actually, thats kinda fun, since my response is usually "The what? I didn't quite hear that. The what? .... Ohhh, YOU WANT THE KAMA SUTRA! Sure we have several copies of the KAMA SUTRA right over here in our section on SEXUALITY....)
3. I'm buying this for a friend...
4. I don't let my children read Harry Potter, it's demonic.
5. Aren't you glad Bush is president now?