I believe the conversations I have in my daily life are far more interesting than the ones you have in your pathetic lives. Therefore, to brighten your day, I have decided to share one with you:
WTE: I'm going to the Rainforest Cafe on Friday to eat with bloggers.
Ark: Really?
WTE: Yeah, I get to eat with a bunch of people I don't know with blogs I have never read.
Ark: Oh (He is a man of few words...I guess)
WTE: It doesn't help that the only blogs I read are yours, DaProber's, Becky's, my sister's, Solonor's, and my own. (Yes, I DO speak in hyperlinks)
Ark: Heh (Is he a man of few words or am I just making up a response? The world may never know.)
WTE: Yeah, we're the underground blogs.
Ark: Doesn't that make us the underground of the underground?
WTE: Isn't that above ground on the other side?
Ark: Yeah, maybe we're really popular in China!
WTE: People probably see us on the news all the time there!
Ark: Heheh
WTE: I have to put this in my blog...
And there you have it, a piece of conversationalism that you wouldn't believe.
You DON'T believe it...do you?