Whenever I go through a line at the grocery store I can't help but notice that along with one of my favorite periodicals, The Weekly World News, there are several magazines targeted at women.
Many of these say things like:
Super Sexy Issue
The #1 Sex Secret He Wants To Know About You
or
12,000 Sexy Things He's Dying For You To Do In Bed
Y'know, being male makes me curious a about whether they got it right or not.
Come to think of it...What sex secret DO I want to know about women?
How do THEY come up with the answer if even I don't know?
and perhaps most importantly...
There are 12,000 things I'm dying for a woman to do in bed!!?
Ah, the wonders of Cosmo...
I rather doubt Cosmopolitan or whichever is talking about any guy specifically, just the general idea of the male psyche.
On the other hand, I can tell you female sex secrets until you figure out which one is the one they're talking about. Remind to do this while MUSHing. Don't need to get any more risque, you know...
Posted by: Becky on December 2, 2002 10:09 PMWhat I'm more interested in is what they think I want to know.
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on December 3, 2002 09:26 AMCome to think of it...I'm not even sure that I want to know ANYTHING.
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on December 3, 2002 09:32 AMNot a single entity in this or any other parallel universe cares about what YOU don't want to know.
Posted by: DaProber on December 3, 2002 11:55 AM