The following story is true* but the names have been changed to protect the inocent.
Person A: I went to pick up my jacket and it was wet. I don't wear anything that is more than 0.01% moist.
Person B: Well, I don't wear anything that's ever had contact with water I wear them straight from the store.
Person C: You get your clothes from a store? How do you know they've been dry since production? I have all my clothes custom made in a clean room.
*I was told that something is true if you just believe in it. So, all you have to do for this to be true is to believe...
One day every year my sister, my father, and my perpetually grey clad self go out and scour the greater Orlando area for only the greatest of Christmas presents for my mother. Today is that day. The crowds ARE dangerous but I firmly belive that we can beat them back just as we have every year.
This year will be a toughie though, we forgot to buy the holy water for when we go into he mall.
Well, I'm off to kick Christmas' ass!
Posted by Paul at December 14, 2002 11:14 AMCongratulations on the finding of the present!
Posted by: Becky on December 14, 2002 10:50 PM