Whiny's Wonder Pit

The Great Pandemic

Ugh...sick...just got up...

This is gonna turn into The Great Cold pandemic of 2002-2003.
How you may ask?

Well, lets go over the facts:
Someone brought the cold to my small school...
Everyone in the school got it...(just in time for break)
Many at the school are going on vacation...
I can't go into specifics for the other people, but I will tell you what I've done over the past few days...(while sick and spreading the cold like a basselope spreads butter on pop tarts*)
On Saturday I went over to Rob's (One of the aliasless ones, see last post) house. He was already sick since he goes to my school so it didn't really matter.
Last night we went to pick up my aunt and uncle...at an AIRPORT!
I sat around in the airport coughing and sneezing, leaving no one and nothing untouched by the plague I carry...
Assuming people were there to DO something, all the people at the airport were either going someplace or waiting for someone...
The people going places are now off in other parts of the world with the cold...
A domino effect will bring the disease to the rest of the world causing worldwide laziness and inconveniences for a few weeks.

*If you don't get this then buy some Bloom County books (or don't and continue to think it's completely original and that I'm a genius)

Posted by Paul at December 23, 2002 03:54 PM