Do you love the taste of Spam and Velveeta so much that you stay home simply because you might get a craving?
Are you ever caught in the middle of an important meeting when you suddenly NEED some spiced ham and cheesy goodness?
Well, NO MORE!
Now there's pocket sized Spam and pocket sized Velveeta! Just put one in each pocket and you'll be ready for anything.*
Also available: Spam in a tube with velveeta chunks.**
*Anything does not include pigeon attacks, air raids, aerobics instructors, your PhD, or anything other than being hungry and having a craving for some nasty goodness.
**Whiny The Elder takes no responsibility for the fact that this is probably the most nasty thing ever thought of. He inwardly goes, "EEWWWWW" whenever he thinks of it.
Posted by Paul at January 7, 2003 10:37 PMPlease tell me you're joking. Please.
Posted by: Becky on January 8, 2003 10:55 AMOnly sort of. Not about the pocket sized stuff. I actually found that.
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 8, 2003 12:10 PMonly a small script can describe my feelings for this entry...Click here*
*At this point a message box should pop up and say "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Posted by: DaProber on January 8, 2003 12:13 PMI agree.. that is disgusting.
why did you feel the need to write about that?
and why is everything getting smaller? pretty soon its going to be "Do you want to SuperShrink that meal?"
Well, y'see...I felt the need to notify you people of this because it's relevant in your lives....
Shut up, YES IT IS!
Besides, would you rather I write about my personal problems?
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 9, 2003 02:48 PMOh dear god no. Not YOUR Personal problems *shudder*
Posted by: Pepperkat on January 9, 2003 05:58 PMas opposed to spam and velveeta?
yes.
the only thing worse than that would be to talk about mr owens. damn i did it didnt i? :: kicks self in head ::
ah well. its YOUR blog thing, write whatcha want to =)
Mr. Owens is ONE OF my personal problems.
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 10, 2003 02:07 PM