January 20, 2003

Pretzels...sooo many pretzels

WTE: Now that I've finished purging my mouth of any moisture it once held, I'll put the pretzels back and get a drink.

Pepperkat: Don't tell me you ate all the pretzels.

WTE: Not ALL of them.

Pepperkat: Mom said there was about half a bag in there.

WTE: Well, now there's about a quarter of a bag

Pepperkat inspects the container. "Jeeze! There're barely any in there!"

Mom: There's enough to last until we get more.

Pepperkat: It looks like about two days.

WTE: No way...more like a week. OH MY GOD! I JUST ATE A WEEK'S WORTH OF PRETZELS IN ONE HOUR!!

Well, I thought it was funny, anyway.

Posted by Paul at January 20, 2003 10:05 PM
Comments

eww...pretzels. I HATE PRETZELS!! whoever invented the pretzel should be resurrected and then be tortured to death.

Posted by: ThEaNiMeDude on January 20, 2003 10:26 PM

Nah, it's probably bad karma to torture a monk.

Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 20, 2003 10:28 PM

Karma, Shmarma, dont disagree with me, ill have to torture you next!

Posted by: ThEaNiMeDude on January 21, 2003 12:08 AM

would it not be extreme bad karma to torture someone that is against torturing the formerly dead???

Posted by: DaProber on January 21, 2003 01:01 PM

I am untorturable!! I can withstand even the fluffiest of pillows and the comfiest of chairs.

Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 21, 2003 01:02 PM

No one expected the Spanish Inquisition **three badly costumed guys enter**

Posted by: DaProber on January 21, 2003 01:02 PM

Worse! The Canadian Inquisition! AAAAAAAGGHH!

Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 21, 2003 01:07 PM

Ohhh, bring it on punk. Dont even start with me, i will take yo azz down with my l33t canadian skillz.

Posted by: ThEaNiMeDude on January 21, 2003 06:24 PM

Watch it. As much as I hate to be like 'the man', I could use my l33t comment editing skillz to make you sing 'I'm A Little Teapot'.

Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 21, 2003 08:33 PM

Pretzels rock!!!, now quit all this crap ^.^...

wait, this is my first comment.. HURRAY FOR ME!!!

and Whiny can beat anyone in l33t skillz,... trust me!

Posted by: TabernacleDeath on January 23, 2003 11:13 AM

WHO ARE YOU??
I AM
WHO ARE YOU??
I AM
WHO ARE YOU??
I AM POOP...DAWG, THA GANSTA SPECTA OF DEFEAT.

WHO ARE YOU TABERNACLEDEATH? TELL ME....

Posted by: Pepperkat on January 25, 2003 11:42 PM

Why, he is the great TabernacleDeath, of course. Haven't you heard of him?

Posted by: Whiny The Elder on January 25, 2003 11:44 PM
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