Entry #62
It has come to my attention that I have again become not funny. I sincerely appologise for the absence of funny crap on this blog.
It was largely due to the fact that I haven't been at prime levels of happiness recently. However, Godzilla cannot be ignored as a factor in my lack of weird.
You see, when that rather large radioactive beast showed up at my door and said she had left her boyfriend Mark, I had to offer her a place to stay. Having been her close friend since that 'dung monkey appreciation' seminar in Detroit a few years back, I couldn't resist helping out.
Mark ran off with Mothra...I knew it, just like him to run off with the first chick with a colossal wingspan. I hate to say it, but I knew he'd break Godzie's heart.
Posted by Paul at January 31, 2003 10:51 AM