Over the past few weeks there has been growing concern over the waning amount of carbon monoxide in Mountain Dew. The media has been blowing it all out of proportion.
There is still plenty of carbon monoxide in our drink. In fact most of it is carbon monoxide. So remember...Mountain Dew, the drink that'll kill ya.
What? Oh yeah!
The drink that won't kill ya, because it doesn't contain any carbon monoxide, chlorine, or green food coloring.
This public service announcement brought to you by Mountain Dew.
"You can really taste the arsenic."
Thank god! Something that doesn't burn my eyes when I look at it.
Looks like my musemonkey may be back. I sure hope so.
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on February 13, 2003 11:08 AMLong Live the king of weird!!!!!
Posted by: DaProber on February 13, 2003 11:42 AMBTW: King of Weird = Whiny the Elder
Posted by: DaProber on February 13, 2003 11:42 AM