Yesterday we went to Medieval Times with Ric the Schmuck and his family. It was actually pretty enjoyable.
Highlights:
They had dungeon filled torture equipment. Naturally, since it was the only thing worth going in it costs two bucks. We didn't enter...I bet they even had a whack too...
A delightfully predictable show with some wonderful fake combat. Y'know, I might just start watching professional wrestling considering it's pretty much the same thing. I heard some funny stuff about it from Ric the Schmuck that gives me another reason to watch it.
I think I'll probably forget everything about it except for the following.
"Put him on ze whack!!"
"No! Not the rack, anything but that!"
"Not RACK, whack. Do you think I have a speech impediment or something?"
So you've already forgotten how you promised to learn to appreciate The Beatles massive influence upon all of creation? :)
You can't hold me to that, I was quite inebriated at the time. I just can't hold my cola.
Posted by: Whiny The Elder on April 29, 2003 02:09 PMIt is every blog visitor's privilege, better yet: right, to hold the blog's owner to whatever the visitor wishes. No matter how relevant the comment is to the topic of the blog entry.
Posted by: DaProber on April 29, 2003 02:26 PMI almost called last night, when The Hurricane was wrestling.... but then I decided not to test the wrath of your mother. :)
Posted by: Ric The Schmuck on April 29, 2003 06:55 PM