Here's a math problem for all you intellectuals out there:
The DMV opens at 7 and by 12 they're at number 31. If we get there at 12, are assigned number 79, leave, and come back 2 hours later and they're at number 36 how many government employees could I take with me before being gunned down by a cop?
My sister is leaving for Europe on Sunday as part of some People To People thing. She won't be back until the end of Summer Vacation. She needs an ID so she can use the card my parents got her.
Why can't she use her passport?
People To People is holding her passport so she can get through customs more quickly.
Why didn't we just give up and come back some other time?
She had to have it by Sunday. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Independence Day.
See my dad's blog for more details on this "one of those days" kind of days.
Posted by Paul at July 3, 2003 05:31 PMIt all depends on the amount of ammo, the caliber, and the type of weapon...
I would say around 24 before the policemen come and turn you into a spaghetti strainer. LOL
Posted by: DaProber on July 5, 2003 12:53 AMOh my young charge.... Fear not the foes of the DMV for they are not worth the price of ammunition. It is much nobler to take the high ground of the 'make an appointment' route then to waste valuable natural resources (metal and gun powder) on the minions of state government. I have also found via personal experience that it is better to be a citizen of the common wealth of Puerto Rico then that of the domestic United States.
Posted by: Joe LaBrunda on July 9, 2003 02:02 PM