July 10, 2003

Dead To Rights

I recently rented Dead To Rights. The following is my review:

Gimme an S! Gimme a U! Gimme a C! Gimme a K!
What's that spell?
DEAD TO RIGHTS!

It's like somebody wanted to make a third person shooter...
someone else wanted to make a hand to hand combat game
...someone else, a crappy lock-picking game
...and yet another person wanted it to be a crappy stripping game

Did these people communicate so as to make a game with all these elements at once?
No, they preferred to split them up into separate segments so that one minute you could be using a completely different set of buttons than the minute before.

For those of you who enjoy a game simply because, "It's purdy, huhuh" it still sucks.

The only good thing about the game that I found was the opening trailer movie. It had some sweet action.

If you're in the mood to rent a really short computer animated action movie, just download it to avoid playing the game by mistake.

Posted by Paul at July 10, 2003 01:41 PM
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