October 11, 2003

Underworld or "More Blasphemy From WTE"

I just got back from finally seeing underworld.
The poster made me want to see it.
The trailer made me really want to see it.
The movie made baby Jesus cry.

My reasoning:
1. No villain should ever say "Time to die" if he is to be taken seriously
2. "Leave us"..."leave us"...."leave us"
3. Falling gets old...as awesome as the first one is, the same thing over and over again doesn't work as well.
4. Half-and-half is never as good as milk or cream. The whole "half-something and half-something else but stronger than both" thing is cliched.
5. Lichen is a fungus! (as far as I know) Is it that hard to add one syllable to make people not picture moss when you're talking about a killing machine?

The worst thing about it was that I thought it would be awesome.
I thought, "Wow, a world of darkness movie! That's gonna rule!"

"LEAVE US!"

Posted by Paul at October 11, 2003 01:20 AM
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