October 30, 2002

Hate Comments! Yay!

What people thought about my list of books that should be banned has recently come to my attention.
If you haven't seen the comments on it then PLEASE read them before continuing.

One of these people went so far as to call me a religious freak.
To this person I would like to issue a resounding

I'm sorry if I didn't make it clear that it was a joke but COME ON! What kind of person would suggest that Curious George be banned AND THEN suggest the banning of his own list?

Oh yes, and I DID buy a dictionary and I would like to issue the following revision to the list:

The English Dictionary
Description: It is a list of all the words in the English language in alphabetical order. After each word it tells you what the word means.

Reasons for Banning: This is the most perverse tome I have ever had the displeasure to read from cover to cover. Not only does it contain words that I wouldn't want MY children saying (if I had any) but it also contains detailed descriptions of what they are and how to use them in a sentence.

I apologize if these comments were also jokes and I am being a hypocrite. If they were indeed making fun of idiots who thought my list was serious then I am terribly sorry for implying that they were morons. I am also sorry for any curse related pains I might have caused them.

But hey! It gave me something to write about! ^_^

Posted by Paul at 04:26 PM | Comments (0)

Sittin Here in Class

Sittin here in class typing into notepad. I've got nothing to say...

Here is where I would introduce the shocking idea. You wouldn't laugh.

Here I would elaborate on the topic and it would be hilarious.
You wouldn't laugh.

I would make a series of jokes throughout that I would think are extremely

clever. You STILL wouldn't laugh.

The conclusion would start right about here.
You would laugh but it would be a nervous laugh made mostly out of pity.

Its like you expect me to use the blog for something funny every couple of months.

WHAT AM I? SOME KINDA MACHINE? Just for that I won't write anything that makes you think! EVER!

Not that I ever did before but thats not the point. Now you've got NO chance.
And I was just about to upload something intelligent too.

Posted by Paul at 03:29 PM | Comments (0)

October 04, 2002

My happy little song.

Would you like to hear my happy little song? It goes "dadadadadadadadaadaaaaaaaaa beedoobeedeegaa monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey bloderibonoktoringaa

Did you like that? Did it cheer you up? Is it the only thing that keeps you sane in this world full of noise, lights, monkeys, boybands, killer frogs, and mime ninja assassins?

If you would like a copy of my song please send $5 to me and I will send it in the mail.

It should arrive eventually. Just keep waiting. By the time I get to Mexico you should feel all better.

Posted by Paul at 11:01 AM | Comments (2)

No Blog For You!

Looks like they'll give anybody a blog these days.

One of my friends DaProber just got a blog on blogspot.

Unfortunately for him, he didn't pay his shameless plugging fee this month so it looks like I'm gonna have to cut him off.

Posted by Paul at 10:45 AM | Comments (0)