March 30, 2003

Well, I'm back...the party was awesome.
I got Rob a really cute 'Hello Kitty' doll, he seemed to love it so I'm satisfied.

We duct taped Nick's entire body to a column and poked him with cue sticks. Afterwards he broke free and came after us.

We watched Jackass: The Movie which I have to admit is quite funny (at least at 3 AM when you're an immature adolescent boy who's had several cans of soda after being hyper to begin with.)

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March 28, 2003

This is so awesome!

Whiny The Elder
is a
Sausage-Eating Macaque Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 5.6



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Whiny The Elder, enter your name:

Posted by Paul at 12:52 PM | Comments (0)

Two words: Par Tay!

Sixteen immature adolescent boys
Three or four gaming consoles
DDR Max
Two pads
BIG TV
Lotsa caffeine

Put them together and what do you have?
What I'm gonna do this weekend!

That's right, I'm going to the party of my dear friend Rob who just turned sixteen this week. So we're celebrating it by staying up all night and committing crimes against nature. If you don't like caffeine and you go to one of these parties, you will like caffiene afterwards.

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March 27, 2003

I'm baaaaack

and it looks like the morons have been busy.

It's like a misinformed conspiracy theorist whos specialty is The Masons got together with an anti-Sadam guy and they came up with this:

The Masons control all politics with money. Sadam won't be killed because he's a mason. Dubya was a mason but he "repented when he became Christian".

I actually heard this stuff in my networking class.

More gripes to come, hopefully. (Along with other stuff, even more hopefully.)

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March 14, 2003

We live a sad sad life

My sister and I were just enjoying our weekday off in the usual fashion (watching children's television and making ruthless fun of it) and, while watching Maisy (one of the greatest shows featuring a nudist elephant ever made) we noticed that they were showing Christmas episodes.
We both thought the same thing, "Jeeze, why are they showing Christmas episodes in March?" then looked slightly to the left of the television at our still fully erect Christmas tree..."Oh"

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March 02, 2003

The adventures of Whiny The Elder

Once upon a time, Whiny's friend Ed took him to meet Christina and Marissa.
They began their journey to Walmart to get Ed into a skirt. Along the way, they stopped into Petsmart and looked at gerbils and a cat. Before they were able to reach Walmart, Ed bought them all icecream as a bribe to get out of wearing a skirt. Whiny and Ed went home after that wonderful day...

The next week, Whiny went to the mall with just Christina and Marissa. (for Ed was with another friend) He had a great time and discovered that those cinnamon twists at Taco Bell are crunchy, not chewy like he originally thought.

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