April 30, 2003

Attempts at malldom

It's a sad state of affairs when Hot Topic runs out of black nailpolish.

They were out last night thus keeping me from getting the most important thing I went to the mall for. The other thing I wanted to get was a precon deck of Magic Cards.

Kay-bee toys:
Clerk: "Magic....Cards?"
Whiny: "Yes"
Clerk: "You mean Yu-Gi-Oh?"
Whiny: "No!"
Clerk: "Why not? Everybody likes Yu-Gi-Oh"
Whiny: "Not me"
Clerk: "Get out of my store!"

Electronics Boutique:
Whiny: "Do you have magic cards?"
Clerk: "Yep, we've got Legions and Odyssey..."
Whiny: "Hmm"
Clerk: "Booster packs! FWAHAHAHAHAAA!...Here, I'll just charge you for some hella expensive Yu-Gi-Oh boosters."

Claire's:
Whiny: Where's the nailpolish...
Pepperkat: Here it is, but I don't see any black.
Clerk: We don't carry black nailpolish...get out, you freaks!

Before entering Rave:
Pepperkat: I doubt they'll have anything black there, it's all too colorful.
Whiny: I don't think Rave is a store, it's just a gallery for people on ecstasy.

After exiting Rave:
Whiny: Wow, Emily, your skin is still glowing from those fluorescent lights.
Pepperkat: I feel sick

Limited Too:
Clerk: Why would you want nailpolish, you're a boy?
Whiny: Because I like black nailpolish
Clerk: Black? They make that?
Whiny: ...
Clerk: Go to Claire's they sell real colors, like pink, there.

Posted by Paul at 12:38 PM | Comments (12)

April 20, 2003

One wonders why I don't watch professional wrestling

Yesterday we went to Medieval Times with Ric the Schmuck and his family. It was actually pretty enjoyable.

Highlights:

They had dungeon filled torture equipment. Naturally, since it was the only thing worth going in it costs two bucks. We didn't enter...I bet they even had a whack too...

A delightfully predictable show with some wonderful fake combat. Y'know, I might just start watching professional wrestling considering it's pretty much the same thing. I heard some funny stuff about it from Ric the Schmuck that gives me another reason to watch it.

I think I'll probably forget everything about it except for the following.
"Put him on ze whack!!"
"No! Not the rack, anything but that!"
"Not RACK, whack. Do you think I have a speech impediment or something?"

Posted by Paul at 02:42 PM | Comments (4)

April 11, 2003

My butt...is cured!

Yayayayayayayayay! My ass no longer hurts!
My lower back has been hurting for at least the past week when I do things such as: Run, jump, bend down, sit, eat, sleep, read a book, think, breathe, and yell, "STOP HURTING!!" at my ass.

As the title and the first line of the entry have implied, it doesn't anymore!
When I first suspected that it didn't hurt I had to run some tests (Jumping, running, bending over, and throwing myself at my sister's wall)
To celibrate my newfound painlessness I ran through the house screaming, "My butt is okay! My butt is okay!"

I think I'll go ding-dong ditch my sister's room now...

Posted by Paul at 10:13 PM | Comments (0)

April 04, 2003

My new favorite site!

If you have ever wondered, "Am I going to hell? And if so, why?" then you should be at least mildly interested in this site.

Yourgoingtohell.com

Posted by Paul at 09:32 AM | Comments (0)