OK, so somebody hit me with a stupid stick a long time ago. I know that. I’m not stup…um…
Anyway, for some reason, I thought that I was signing up for a creative writing class and lectures on the works of W. Somerset Maugham when I pushed the button to join BLOGWHORE 2: THE REVENGE OF BLOGWHORE. Obviously, the creative part will be there, but it looks like it will be more about SEX and HUMILIATION than about CREATIVITY, PASSION, CHARM, WIT and… um… sex.
Fortunately for my chances at winning this game, my little minions fall into one of two categories:
A. They LOVE me, and so will go to BLOGWHORE2 and all of the judges’ and peanut gallery members’ sites, giving them their much-desired traffic and mentioning what a great guy I am.
B. They HATE me, and so will go to BLOGWHORE2 and all of the judges’ and peanut gallery members’ sites in the hope of seeing me embarrassed and torn apart by the ravenous mob.
OK, so maybe it’s “a little from column A, a little from column B” but please go. And don’t forget to tell them who sent you.
[ Eeep! I almost forgot!! I get points if you make a link to BLOGWHORE2 or make a post about on your site. E-mail me and let me know, so I can get credit. Um, not that I care or anything. ]
UPDATE: I might as well give up already. Other contestants are flashing boobies to encourage linky
lust love. I’m ill-equipped to compete with that.
UPDATE 2: It is perfectly fine to go and drool over the competition’s boobies. Just make sure you tell the judges it was me that sent you.
UPDATE 3: I forgot to let you know that there is a trash-talking extravaganza at the Yahoo! Groups Blogwhore group. Sign up and get all trashy talkin’… just remember this is supposed to be FUN!