Sunday, June 21st, 2037
Dead Marshes third baseman Gredoc Foemasher blasted himself into an elite group of baseball players. Today he joined the exclusive 400 home run club in the Uruk-hai 5-2 loss to the Weathertop Witch Kings.
“As soon as I hit it, I knew it was gone. I was happy to move on. Now I can go and have some fun. It is a weight lifted off my shoulders,” Foemasher told the press. He admitted just how much pressure he had been feeling. “Especially every time you’d get out of the hotel, everybody would say, ‘Hey, when are you going to hit it?'”
In his milestone game, Foemasher went 1 for 3 with 1 run batted in and 1 run scored.
In his career Foemasher has played in 2297 games with a .301 batting average. Among his 2384 hits are 155 doubles, 4 triples and 400 home runs. He also has scored 1079 runs and driven in 1246 runs.