GM Tandir Gets Pink Slip in Moria

Sunday, November 15th, 2037
It’s a bleak day for the Miners as general manager Freodriel Tandir got his walking papers from upper management. He tried in vain to hang onto his job, but realized last evening the die had already been cast, noted several prominent team officials on the condition of anonymity.

The same officials felt that Tandir took his firing “like a man” and would be hard to replace, though a search is currently under way.