Saturday, January 9th, 2038
A wave of jubilation swept over Rivendell today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Pansy Dogwood.
Despite the fact that the Rivendell Royals will have to pay out $131,000,000 over 5 years, he will certainly draw fans to the park. Let’s just hope they don’t crank up ticket prices!
Dogwood has compiled a career batting average of .268 with 1584 hits, 244 homers and 876 RBIs.