Saturday, January 16th, 2038
Rivendell announced the signing of reliever Manny the Obese earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position.
the Obese will earn $2,710,000 per year, and will be with the club for 1 year.
Since he broke in, the Obese has picked up 34 wins, 35 losses and 144 saves. He has posted a 4.05 ERA and recorded 644 strikeouts in 464.2 innings.