Monday, March 1st, 2038
When training camp began this spring for the Cheese, Meriamli Rockcrusher walked into the clubhouse with a new mind and…a new body.
Over the offseason, Rockcrusher added 10 pounds of pure muscle. Rockcrusher attributes his new look to his intensive off-season workout regimen, which he compared to that of a football player. He also did a lot of biking around the Bree area, and ventured out for hikes as well.
“I’m in the best shape of my life – I’m stronger and quicker than ever before.” Rockcrusher said with great confidence. “I’m ready to have the best year of my career,” he said.