Monday, April 26th, 2038
With some great hand-eye coordination and a sweet, compact swing, Bree Cheese center fielder Suuggek Ettincrawler took the Shire Conference by storm this past week to take the latest Player of the Week honors.
“The ball was looking like a beach ball all week,” a happy Ettincrawler said to BNN reporters. “When it’s that big, it doesn’t matter where they throw it — I can hit it anywhere.”
The 27-year-old center fielder hit .476 (10-for-21) last week with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 7 runs scored.
This season Ettincrawler is batting .328 with 6 home runs. He has scored 18 runs and driven in 15.