Sunday, May 16th, 2038
Weathertop Witch Kings shortstop Snarly *Zottmiester left yesterday’s game against the Dunharrow Devils after suffering a sprained ucl throwing the ball. *Zottmiester was taken to the clubhouse for examination by team doctors. A team spokesman told BNN today *Zottmiester is expected to miss 4 weeks.
Presently *Zottmiester is hitting .205 with 1 home run and 13 RBIs. He has played in 38 games and scored 30 times.