Wednesday, June 30th, 2038
The Tolkien Baseball made it official today. They honored one of the best pitchers to ever step on the mound. In recognition of a superlative career, Duudak Heartmasher today joined the other legends in the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame.
He was introduced by his favorite manager, who said, “To be a successful manager you have to have two things: faith in God above … and several pitchers like Duudak Heartmasher on the mound.”
Baseball’s newest legend comes with great credentials. He entered the Hall with a 227-128 record, a 3.65 ERA, and 3681 strikeouts in 3212.1 innings. He retired from baseball at age 38.