Sunday, July 18th, 2038
Minas Ithil’s outstanding catcher Brutus *Trollbasher joined the 500 home run club today at Silmarillion Cellular Field with a booming blast in the Wyrms win over the Archers. They topped Lake Town 4-0.
On his milestone day *Trollbasher had 2 hits in 3 at-bats with 1 RBI and 1 run scored.
Tongue-in-cheek he told the press, “Don’t tell me when I get close to the next milestone. Just tell me after I reach it. It will be easier to hit that way.”
Over his career *Trollbasher is batting .350 with 76 doubles, 16 triples, 500 home runs, 1328 RBIs and scored 1484 runs in 1781 games.