Devils Win Tight Mordor Conference Orc Division Race

Sunday, October 3rd, 2038
You could barely hear the person standing next to you in the Dunharrow Devils clubhouse, as the team celebrated its Mordor Conference Orc Division championship tonight.

“We’re a proud bunch and this one feels good,” starting pitcher Gruudash Facestomper shouted to reporters over the loud music that rang through the clubhouse after the team’s division win became official. “This is a franchise that deserves a championship and we’re going to do everything we can to make that happen.”

The Devils have secured the franchise’s 7th title with a 89-72 record and will be looking for the 3rd Tolkien Baseball championship in franchise history.