It’s Official: RP the Devastator Signs with Merry Fellows

Tuesday, February 8th, 2039
The Merry Fellows and Kurt the Devastator reached an accord earlier today which brings the reliever to town for 3 years.

the Devastator will pocket $8,700,000 total and is widely expected to contribute significantly to the club’s playoff drive.

the Devastator has put up these career stats: 21 wins, 22 losses, 391 appearances, 65 saves, 390.1 IP, 381 strikeouts, .262 OBA and a 3.53 ERA.