Tuesday, February 8th, 2039
The Old Forest front office announced the signing of Garon Paddywhack today as the team’s new starting pitcher. The 32-year-old came to terms with the Merry Fellows and will be hauling in $28,000,000 a year over 4 years.
In his whole career, the 32-year-old Paddywhack has won 157 and lost 107, piling up 2722 strikeouts and 531 walks in 2460 innings with a 3.35 ERA. Opponents have hit .230 against him.