Monday, April 11th, 2039
At the age of 28, Genus Longbeard might have some potential he hasn’t realized yet — if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Numenor third baseman put up some exceptional numbers the past seven days with a .480 batting average. For his efforts Longbeard collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.
He racked up 12 hits in 25 at-bats, 3 home runs and 10 RBIs last week in 7 games.