Thursday, April 28th, 2039
Tognar Ringworker is known as one of the hardest workers in Tolkien Baseball, but that body of work will come to a close at season’s end.
“I’m going to hang up the spikes,” the 39-year-old Minas Morgul Slayers first baseman confirmed today. “I’ve busted my butt for years for this sport and I’m grateful for all that I’ve accomplished in baseball.”
Lifetime Ringworker is batting .264 with 452 doubles, 24 triples, 379 home runs and 1342 RBIs in 2437 games.