Headmasher Raps 3 Homers Against Disaster

Wednesday, August 24th, 2039
It was a good day for the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai and an exceptional one for Farag Headmasher. The 26-year-old right fielder sent three bombs out of the park to help the Uruk-hai beat the Dagorlad Disaster 11-6 at Uruk-hai Field.

“When you’re in the zone, the game really slows down,” Headmasher said when asked about his performance later. “I couldn’t even tell you what pitches were thrown. Today feels great, but it is a long season and tomorrow is another day.”

For the day, he scored 3 times, drove in 7 runs and smacked 3 hits in 4 at-bats.

Farag Headmasher hit a two-run home run off Sourk Ratbelly in the 1st, hit a GRAND SLAM off Sourk Ratbelly in the 2nd, hit a solo-shot off Simon Kei in the 5th and flied out in the 7th.

This year Headmasher is batting .276 with 133 hits and 26 home runs. He has scored 75 times and has batted in 65 runs.