Headmasher Week’s #1 Player

Monday, September 12th, 2039
At the age of 26, Farag Headmasher might have some potential he hasn’t realized yet — if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Dead Marshes right fielder put up some exceptional numbers the past seven days with a .526 batting average. For his efforts Headmasher collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.

He racked up 10 hits in 19 at-bats, 3 home runs and 10 RBIs last week in 6 games.

A look at his current stats shows Headmasher with a .287 average, 31 home runs, 79 RBIs and 90 runs scored. He has played in 140 games.