Thursday, February 9th, 2040
Merry Fellows officials presented Tigan Oreshaker to members of the local print media today as their new reliever.
The deal, worth $9,800,000, guarantees the 35-year-old a home in Old Forest for 3 years. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential.
Oreshaker has fashioned a career won-lost record of 35-31. In 552.2 innings he has recorded 595 strikeouts and put up a 3.81 ERA while earning 117 saves.