$49,000,000 Lands SP Greenthumb for Merry Fellows

Tuesday, February 21st, 2040
Old Forest officials were grinning from ear to ear as they introduced their latest blockbuster signing to the media earlier today.

Gilly Greenthumb, one of the game’s marquee talents, opted for the Merry Fellows after receiving a 5-year, $49,000,000 offer.

In his whole career, the 33-year-old Greenthumb has won 71 and lost 78, piling up 942 strikeouts and 342 walks in 1481 innings with a 3.42 ERA. Opponents have hit .251 against him.