Dunharrow Makes Big Splash in Free Agency: Signs 1B

Saturday, March 17th, 2040
The Devils and Marin Goldtearer appeared before the Dunharrow media today as the two sides emerged from marathon contract talks.

Goldtearer, a first baseman, is poised to make $87,000,000 over 3 years.

In his 1560-game career, Goldtearer has hit at a .323 clip and collected 1900 hits with 348 doubles, 17 triples, 371 homers, and 1186 RBIs.