Merry Fellows Paddywhack Named SC’s Best Pitcher

Tuesday, May 1st, 2040
Garon Paddywhack’s been around the league long enough to appreciate the honor he received today. After going 5-0 in April, the 33-year-old Old Forest hurler has been named Shire Conference Pitcher of the Month.

He fanned 43 in 50 innings, logged an ERA of 1.98 and allowed opponents to hit .214 against him.