Monday, May 7th, 2040
A battle-tested Pansy Dogwood declared war on opposing pitchers last week, attacking the ball like the well-schooled veteran he is. Today the 36-year-old Rivendell third baseman collected the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award.
He wrapped up the week with a .407 average, 11 hits in 27 at-bats, 3 home runs, 11 RBIs and 5 runs scored.
On the season, Dogwood is batting .277 with 13 home runs and 32 RBIs. He has played in 32 games.