Tuesday, May 1st, 2040
Lothlorien fans will be disappointed to learn that Ricky *Vaughn suffered a torn meniscus while throwing a pitch in today’s game. After the doctor informed the Lothlorien Lumberjacks manager that *Vaughn was expected to miss 4-5 months, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their play until the starting pitcher could return. “You can’t make excuses in baseball, because there’s always a game tomorrow,” said the team’s skipper.
For the year *Vaughn has compiled a 3-2 record with a 2.09 ERA.