Headhater Collects Hit Number 2000

Monday, May 7th, 2040
It was a banner day for Wilo Headhater, who collected his 2000th hit in the Minas Tirith 9-5 win over Bucklebury. Headhater went 3-for-5 in the game as both Titans and Fairies fans cheered Headhater when he reached base after his hit.

“It feels great to get #2000,” Headhater said afterward, “especially since we won the game.”

Headhater has played in 2087 games with a .269 lifetime batting average. Among his 2001 hits are 429 doubles, 18 triples and 217 home runs. He also has scored 973 runs and driven in 991 runs.