#500 for *the Runner

Thursday, May 31st, 2040
Bree defeated Moria today 10-7 and took some of the joy out of Farmak *the Runner’s 500th career home run.

“I just wanted to get a good swing on the ball all day,” *the Runner said. “And I did.”

Despite the loss, it was a good game for the 36-year-old Miners catcher. He had 2 hits, scored 2 runs and had 2 RBI.

The Cheese manager said, “You could see he was aggressive up there. The worst thing we did was throw him a strike. It probably would have been better if we threw the ball outside of the strike zone every time he came to the plate because he seemed like he was in a hurry to get it over with.”

In his career stats *the Runner has compiled a .281 batting average and collected 1886 hits, 500 home runs and 1287 RBIs.